Avocado Ice Cream

Earlier this year, news about Tom Brady's diet broke. Not sure it qualifies as news, and not sure broke is the right word here, but it happened. Since TB12 is one of the greatest human beings to ever walk on this planet, everyone should learn how to make their own avocado ice cream, which is one "sweet" Brady's diets allows. Follow the recipe below if you aspire to any of the following traits:

-Coming home to one of the sexiest women ever, every night

-Throwing a football with the kind of pinpoint accuracy typically reserved for military marksmen

-Getting better at life as you age

-Winning so often your peers begin to resent you but you have no fucks to give

-Dressing so well that GQ could shoot at your house on a daily basis

-Recipe via The Food Network.

12 ounces avocado meat, approximately 3 small to medium
1 tablespoon freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 1/2 cups whole milk
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup heavy cream

Peel and pit the avocados. Add the avocados, lemon juice, milk, and sugar to a blender and puree. Transfer the mixture to a medium mixing bowl, add the heavy cream and whisk to combine. Place the mixture into the refrigerator and chill until it reaches 40 degrees F or below, approximately 4 to 6 hours.

Process the mixture in an ice cream maker according to manufacturer's directions. However, this mixture sets up very fast, so count on it taking only 5 to 10 minutes to process. For soft ice cream, serve immediately. If desired, place in freezer for 3 to 4 hours for firmer texture.

More info on TB12's diet.