Sex Dust smoothie

goop.com posted a smoothie recipe that Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly drinks every morning. The smoothie is filled with stuff that nobody has ever heard of, and some more stuff that nobody needs. Here are the ingredients with my guess as to how much each one costs.

Ingredients: 

1 cup almond milk (delish - $5.00)

1 tablespoon almond butter (delish $8.00)

1 teaspoon coconut oil (delish - $10.00)

2 tablespoons vanilla mushroom protein powder (not a chance - $23.00)

1 teaspoon maca (please - $20.00)

1 teaspoon ashwagandha (say what? - $43.50)

1 teaspoon ho shou wu (never even crossed my mind - $100)

1 teaspoon cordyceps (nope - $56.25)

1 teaspoon moon dust of choice: Action Dust to soothe overworked muscles, Beauty Dust for a glowing complexion and healthy hair, Brain Dust to combat mental fogginess, Goodnight Dust when sleep has been evasive, Sex Dust, for, you know, and Spirit Dust to get that extrasensory perception going. (priceless)

Instructions:

Put all of the above in a blender and.....blend.

Paltrow def jams always chooses sex dust......everyday.

There have been numerous reports about how much this drink would cost a normal person to concoct every morning. Regardless of the true cost, there is no way this smoothie is affordable. And there is a 100% chance it is stupid and unnecessary.