SB Nation posted a story about how unbelievable ball park hot dogs are becoming, the article is great, and spot on. I am going to take this chance to create my ultimate hot dog. And no, I do not even like hot dogs. Here it is.....
Let me run though the toppings and why they were included:
Unicorn/steed - Protein benefits.
Boat - I was once on a boat.
Shirtless Marky Mark - Boston's finest abs.
Paul Rudd - Everyone love Paul Rudd.
Donald Trump - Maybe eating him alive will stop the madness.
Mike Wazowski - One eye, don't lie.
The Dark Knight - Batman is the best superhero, hands down.
Penguin - For waddling purposes.
Road Bike - You know you have almost hit one.
Pac Man - He's eating left shark!
Scarlett Johansson - Want to touch the hiney.
Ellen - She is the funniest woman alive.
That is a hot dog I would think about eating. Too bad normal hot dogs are nasty!