Wolfman wanted

Clark's Trading Post in Lincoln, NH is hiring a new Wolfman! Clark's Trading Post is nestled in the White Mountains, in Live Free Or Die country. One of Clark's main attractions is a ride on the White Mountain Central Rail Road. While aboard, passengers are constantly yelled at and harassed by the Wolfman himself. Is this the perfect job for you?! Peep Wolfman in action.  

As Wolfman you get a wicked sweet costume and gun, plus you get to roam around the wilderness all day. Children will yell in fear as you fire blanks into the air and grunt awkward noises towards them. Fill out the application here. Yes, you will have to try out, not everyone is a Wolfman.

If you have never visited the White Mountains, get your ass up there! And while you are up there, visit the trading post, it's super cool. 

This is the country where the Old Man Of The Mountain lived people, its good stuff! NH kicks ass, takes names, and breathes fire flames.