Taylor Swift is the fakest Future fan on the planet

The internet is calling this Apple commercial starring Tswift funny. Its not even a little funny. Tswift could not be further from a Future fan, and even if she respects his flow and sound, she does not workout to it. Swift looks so out of place dancing to this rap tune. It looks like Puff Daddy dancing to some opera, or me dancing to anything. 


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Posted by Taylor Swift on Friday, April 1, 2016

Swift was either not permitted to say "taliban" or didn't want to tarnish her image or somethingbecause that was edited out from the interlude of the song.

The one thing I will say about this video is its accurate. No doubt in my mind that if Swift was on a treadmill while listening to Future she would eat shit. Its the same probability of her flashing that god awful smirk at the next awards show. 1000% going to happen.  

Swift also weighs 87 pounds and would probably get blown off a treadmill from turning the fan on to cool her down during a run. Can you picture Swift in her gym blasting trap tunes and doing squats? Crunches? Yoga? Nope. 

Tswift has a workout playlist for sure, it just involves not eating and repeatedly posing for the camera.