I thought Prince was immortal

That title is no joke. I was always under the impression that Prince was from some other planet. The man never ever looked any different. 70's, 80's, 90's, 2000's, all version of Prince were identical. I'm not even sure I believe he's dead. I can point out multiple times where signs point to Prince being immortal. Also, it is damn near impossible to listen to Prince online, so go buy his music.

1. His Super Bowl halftime performance in 2007. It was a downpour. Windy, rainy, chilly, Prince gave no fucks. He came out onto the stage and played "Let's Go Crazy," then followed it up with a song that was not even his. The biggest stage on earth and Prince is playing music that isn't even his?!? What a guy. (He played the Foo Fighters). Then for the finale, there was only one thing he could do, play Purple Rain in the pouring rain. Prince managed to never get wet during this performance, how is that possible? Not one wet spot on his light blue suit? Not only that, but that stage is literally a slip and slide.....Prince is not phased. He hops around like its 1999 and rocks the shit out of it.

2. When Prince somehow floated into the lime light during the 2004 Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Ceremony. If you watch, there are a ton of other famous musicians playing "As My Guitar Gently Weeps," and then out of nowhere Prince steals the light and absolutely slays the songs guitar solo. Just absolute Rock God status. He was definitely invisible and floating prior to ripping the stage a new one with his guitar and red top hat. 

If you don't like Prince, get out. Prince = Sex. See below.

PS. Justin Bieber.....shut up. you can do whatever you want for the rest of your career, I don't care what it is. You will never, ever, ever be Prince. You just keep playing your cute little drums and singing with your little girl voice. Do not post disrespectful comments like the one below.