Peyton Manning cannot sing

Manning is definitely keeping his promise to drink a lot of Budweiser during retirement. He must have had at least 12 before getting in front of other humans and doing this.

This is bad. This is so bad that anything less than 12 beers will leave you saying "that sucked." I have no idea why he thought this was a good idea, maybe it was the beer talking, maybe his massive ego, who knows. Either way, this was uglier than the 15 yard ducks he threw last year in the NFL. So bad. Please Peyton, get a day job. Being part of the first family of quarterbacking is not a job.