Loud sex is ruining lives in PA

USA Today - YORK, Pa. — Some nights, before two of her daughters went to bed, Tanya Saylor would give them headphones. That would help block the noise — the music, the threats and the sex noises. The sounds were coming from the other side of a wall the room shared with a neighboring row home in Red Lion. Sometimes they lasted until 3 a.m. "It's pretty pathetic when you have to have a protocol due to your neighbor's actions," Saylor said Monday. Saylor, her terminally ill husband and her five children — all between the ages of 9 and 17 and one of whom has cancer — dealt with the noise for two years, she said. And in April, the neighbor, 25-year-old Amanda Marie Warfel, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and harassment charges for incidents that took place in February and March, according to charging documents. Those charges were reduced to non-traffic citations, according to District Judge John H. Fishel's office. A charge of ethnic intimidation — originally filed against Warfel in connection with a Feb. 28 incident — was dropped. Two of Saylor's daughters — a 15-year-old and a 17-year-old — share a room in their row home in the 100 block of West Gay Street. That room shares a wall with Warfel's room, she said. When the noise first became an issue about two years ago, Saylor said she would knock on the door and ask Warfel to quiet down. It didn't help. Warfel would call her daughters names and threaten them, she said. As she was having sex, she would describe the acts loudly enough for the girls to hear, she said. On March 21, Warfel was "loudly fornicating and banging around her bedroom to the degree that the victims' dresser and her own bed shook," documents state.

Wow. These people deserve to be thrown in jail. Have a little respect for your neighbors. What kind of people threaten their neighbors when simply asked to bang a little quieter? How do you even get mad while having sex? I thought that was impossible.

Its not like the couple fornicating doesn't know about the 2 young women who live next door. I'm sure they see them all the time in the hallways. But I guess it never occurred to them that "hey, maybe we should not keep them up all night with our R-Rated adult fun." They share a wall with the girls next door for god's sake. 

Also, if your neighbors are banging so hard that your own dresser and bed are shaking, that is officially a problem. It should not sound or feel like a Mac Truck is driving through the building when you are having sex. Are these 2 fornicators from that show My 600 Pound Life? 

If I was faced with this situation this couple is getting this on full blast until they quiet down. 

I would loop this classic until the two lovers became celibate. I'm talking loud, all the way up. The kids already have headphones anyway so forget about hearing damage, just Aretha at the loudest decibel possible. Two humans can only fornicate to the voice of an angel like this for so long. Plus, Aretha is getting the right message across.